Monday, 4 July 2011

girls :)

assalamuailaikum


hey cute girls and useless guys out there . ini adalah contoh jawapan bagi perempuan yang jual mahal . :) 




He  : can i buy u a drink?

She  : actually i rather take the money.... :P

He : i'm a photographer , i've looking for face like  yours.
She : i'm a plastic surgeon. i've looking forface like  yours...xD

He  : hi didn't we go on a date once ? ortwice ?
She :must've been once. i never make the same mistake twice...
He : go on. don't be shy. ask me out. :)
She : okay. get out!!

He :i think i could make you happy...
She : why? are u leaving??

 He : what should you say when i ask u to marry me ?
She : nothing. i can't talk and laugh at the same time..

He : hey baby.... what your sign?
 She do not enter!!!

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